Hello. My name is Sarah.

Jan 17

All the shit that went wrong today

  • My ride to the club tonight bailed, so I couldn’t get drunk tonight. I even curled my hair!
  • When we tried to order pizza everywhere was closed
  • I couldn’t find ANY drugs >:(
  • There was no Dublin Mudslide B&J’s at the store
  • I locked my keys in my car and the insurance company refused to give me roadside assistance
  • I had to wake my dad up at midnight to bring my spare keys.
  • The roads were icy, so we couldn’t go to Subway.

Waaaaaaaah!